earthnation:

where can i find this friendzone i need some friends

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Diabetic shit. I got to walk around with a damn bottle of OJ.

Diabetic shit. I got to walk around with a damn bottle of OJ.

Uhhhmmmmm….jizz in my pants. #ellenpage #drewberrymore

Uhhhmmmmm….jizz in my pants. #ellenpage #drewberrymore

How low can you go?! Can you bring it back up?…..not without a headache b :/ #betus

How low can you go?! Can you bring it back up?…..not without a headache b :/ #betus

Bitch nigga tried to dine in on me. That fufu lame shit, I ain’t with it.

Bitch nigga tried to dine in on me. That fufu lame shit, I ain’t with it.

…don’t even wanna know bruh.

…don’t even wanna know bruh.

raquelegee:

awildhyzyappears:

kids books, reimagined for 20-somethings

are you there god? its me the crushing doubt that you exist

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anarcho-queer:

Captain Johnson Breaks Promise, Uses Tear Gas And Military Vehicles Against Ferguson Protesters

August 17th, 2014

Captain Johnson broke a direct promise he made on Saturday when officers and SWAT under his control broke up the night’s demonstration using military-like vehicles and tear gas while enforcing a midnight curfew.

Johnson insisted at a press conference earlier in the day that those methods would not be used.

We won’t enforce it with trucks, we won’t enforce it with tear gas. We’ll communicate. We’ll talk about, you know what, it’s time to go home,” Johnson told a boisterous crowd.

But shortly after midnight, when the curfew went into effect, riot police equipped with rifles, shields and five armored vehicles, shot tear gas and smoke grenades to disperse defying protesters chanting “No Justice, No Curfew”.

It was initially unclear whether tear gas or smoke was volleyed. Police spokesmen on the ground told reporters there that the anti-riot agent they were using was merely smoke.

But several reporters tweeted pictures of the canisters they picked off the ground which showed that riot CS smoke was being used.

Credit

not to mention live rounds. 

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foxfairy5:

ultrafacts:

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Yes this could have to do with the fact that Freya the Norse Goddess of love, beauty and fertility drove a chariot pulled by cats.

foxfairy5:

ultrafacts:

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Yes this could have to do with the fact that Freya the Norse Goddess of love, beauty and fertility drove a chariot pulled by cats.

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themightyif:

niknak79:

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I have actually done this by hand, and holy heck, I wish I’d known about this method! This is brilliant.

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